Right.

Right, right, left,

Right, left, left alone.

That’s alright.

Oh, a match?

I can feel things heating up already.

Sparks bedazzling and finally a light

Touch in this heavy-handed world.

Don’t come on too strong.

I don’t want the first thing that I say to you

To be how pretty you are.

So, you are just plain

Captivating.

Damn.

What do you see in her?

Your eyes are entrancing.

I can’t help but be ensnared.

My heart beats like the rap tap tapping of a drum

When I feel that gaze.

That was a bit much.

Let me dial it back.

Here’s my number.

68.

That’s when I go down on you and you owe me one.

Nope.

Sorry, I’m a bit nervous.

Also, that joke was stolen.

Like quick glances from across a room.

Just say something meaningful.

For you, I would travel to every country in the world,

Just so I could tell you how happy you make me

In every language on Earth.

I’d be over the moon.

Wait, gotta stay grounded.

Girl, I’m so grounded that I’m in Hell.

Because you are so hot.

I’m burning up.

It’s like torture.

No, say something of substance.

I’m getting love-drunk just by looking at you.

You’re like a glass of whiskey –

Everything gets blurry and I feel a little frisky.

I feel a little high, even.

You can hear yourself right now, right?

You hit all the right notes

And play the part beautifully.

It’s like a symphony.

Your movements set a cadence of blissful wonder,

But I struggle to dance to your tempo.

Dude, just say something clever.

I want to say something witty, but you leave me witless.

The point of wit is the sharp end, the part that hurts.

And it hurts how badly this is going.

Hello?

She’s gone.

Someone else must have swiped you up.

On that note –

Right, right, left, right.